Signs of the Coming Apocalypse
1. Anthony starts watching a Jerry Bruckheimer show.
2. Anthony gets restless in a Joan Allen movie. (I thought Yes got a little tedious.)
3. Anthony gets involved in a weekly organized sports activity (and isn't the worst person playing.)
4. Anthony helps organize a party attended by Hugh Heffner.
5. Anthony dislikes a film written and directed by Don Roos.
6. Anthony has intentions of seeing Kanye West perform in 2005, but not John Mayer.
Final sign of the Apocalypse:
Anthony actually kind of likes a movie directed by Michael Bay. (The Island isn't perfect, but the first third is really strong. I just wish that had been the point of the movie instead of blowing things up.)
All I can say people is run for the hills. Get your lives in order and pray that I'm misinterpreting Revelation. (Is that blasphemous?)
posted by cinegod @ 2:58 PM
2 Comments:
Wow, did Hef invite you back to the grotto?
Joan Allen needs to eat a sandwich. She's completely skeletal these days...more so than usual.
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